2 PRINT TAB(33);"HELLO" 4 PRINT TAB(15);"CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY" 6 PRINT: PRINT: PRINT 10 PRINT "HELLO. MY NAME IS CREATIVE COMPUTER." 20 PRINT: PRINT: INPUT "WHAT'S YOUR NAME";N$: PRINT 30 PRINT "HI THERE, ";N$;", ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE"; 40 INPUT B$: PRINT 50 IF B$="YES" THEN 70 55 IF B$="NO" THEN 80 60 PRINT N$;", I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER OF '";B$;"'." 65 PRINT "PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE";: GOTO 40 70 PRINT "I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, ";N$;".": PRINT 75 GOTO 100 80 PRINT "OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, ";N$;". MAYBE WE CAN" 85 PRINT "BRIGHTEN UP YOUR VISIT A BIT." 100 PRINT 105 PRINT "SAY, ";N$;", I CAN SOLVE ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS EXCEPT" 110 PRINT "THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO" 120 PRINT "YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY, OR JOB)"; 125 INPUT C$ 126 PRINT 130 IF C$="SEX" THEN 200 132 IF C$="HEALTH" THEN 180 134 IF C$="MONEY" THEN 160 136 IF C$="JOB" THEN 145 138 PRINT "OH, ";N$;", YOUR ANSWER OF ";C$;" IS GREEK TO ME." 140 GOTO 250 145 PRINT "I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU ";N$;". I HAVE TO WORK" 148 PRINT "VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES" 150 PRINT "REALLY BEAT ON MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU, ";N$;"," 153 PRINT "IS TO OPEN A RETAIL COMPUTER STORE. IT'S GREAT FUN." 155 GOTO 250 160 PRINT "SORRY, ";N$;", I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL" 162 PRINT "ENCYCLOPEADIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING" 164 PRINT "SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?" 170 GOTO 250 180 PRINT "MY ADVICE TO YOU ";N$;" IS:" 185 PRINT " 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN" 188 PRINT " 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)" 190 PRINT " 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)" 195 GOTO 250 200 INPUT "IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE";D$: PRINT 210 IF D$="TOO MUCH" THEN 220 212 IF D$="TOO LITTLE" THEN 230 215 PRINT "DON'T GET ALL SHOOK, ";N$;", JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION" 217 INPUT "WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT";D$:GOTO 210 220 PRINT "YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!" 225 PRINT "IF IT BOTHERS YOU, ";N$;", TAKE A COLD SHOWER." 228 GOTO 250 230 PRINT "WHY ARE YOU HERE IN SUFFERN, ";N$;"? YOU SHOULD BE" 235 PRINT "IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME" 240 PRINT "REAL ACTION." 250 PRINT 255 PRINT "ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, ";N$; 260 INPUT E$: PRINT 270 IF E$="YES" THEN 280 273 IF E$="NO" THEN 300 275 PRINT "JUST A SIMPLE 'YES' OR 'NO' PLEASE, ";N$;"." 277 GOTO 255 280 PRINT "WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB)"; 282 GOTO 125 300 PRINT 302 PRINT "THAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, ";N$;"." 305 PRINT "PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL." 307 FOR I=1 TO 2000: NEXT I 310 PRINT: PRINT: PRINT 315 PRINT "DID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY"; 320 INPUT G$: PRINT 325 IF G$="YES" THEN 350 330 IF G$="NO" THEN 370 335 PRINT "YOUR ANSWER OF '";G$;"' CONFUSES ME, ";N$;"." 340 PRINT "PLEASE RESPOND WITH 'YES' OR 'NO'.": GOTO 315 350 PRINT "HEY, ";N$;"??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!" 355 PRINT "YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING." 360 PRINT:PRINT "WHAT A RIP OFF, ";N$;"!!!":PRINT 365 GOTO 385 370 PRINT "THAT'S HONEST, ";N$;", BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT" 375 PRINT "ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENTS" 380 PRINT "DON'T PAY THEIR BILLS?" 385 PRINT:PRINT "TAKE A WALK, ";N$;".":PRINT:PRINT:GOTO 999 390 PRINT "NICE MEETING YOU, ";N$;", HAVE A NICE DAY." 400 REM 999 END